Stupid
Teachers + Stupid School Nurses + Stupid Education Policymakers = More Uh, Oh
By
Michael Applebaum. MD, JD, FCLM
Here’s an item from the news that caught my eye:
Schools Getting a
Taste of Atkins' Diet
Obesity a Problem Among Children
By Greg Toppo, USA TODAY
(Sept. 23) - The folks
who brought back three-egg omelets and triple cheeseburgers want to teach your
kids a thing or two about health, nutrition and exercise.
Hoping to curb the
nation's childhood obesity problem, Atkins Nutritionals announces a
collaborative effort today with four major education groups, including the
National Education Association, the USA's largest teachers union.
Atkins is helping pay
for an NEA Web site for teachers and students. It's also working with school
nurses in New York and underwriting a publication on childhood obesity for state
education policymakers.
Granted, the reporter may have gotten it wrong and these
groups are not really stupid enough to be doing this. But, simply for the sake of argument let’s assume the
reporter is correct. It is usually
a loser when you bet against human stupidity.
As anyone who saw the Olympics knows, the fuel of the fit
is carbs.
As anyone who has ever gone to the bathroom knows, the fuel
of the regular is carbs.
Carbs help propel us both physically and colonically.
And when fitness and regularity are taken care of, people are free to
concentrate on all the other aspects of life.
In other words, “carbs is good.”
So-called “Atkins” dieting is the brand name of the
most infamous pusher of ketogenic dieting.
Ketogenic dieting is a means to get overweight, out of control people to
lose weight. It is not the only
means, it is not the best means. It
is a means.
What it is apparently the best means for is making
Atkins’s estate and those associated with it rich. Very rich. I
read one estimate that Bob Atkins, at the time of his overweight death, was
worth $750,000,000 (US).
One interpretation of this possible fact is that people are
spending an awful lot of money failing to lose weight since we are still an
overweight nation. If:
ketogenic dieting worked and
was so easy and
so good
and according to this article “Atkins
books have sold more than 20 million copies; one estimate says 30% of adults
have tried Atkins,” then
why are we still so fat and the failure rate on
“Atkins’” is reported to be the same as “conventional” dieting?
So what is it with these people entrusted with the
education of our children? Why do
teachers, who should know how to communicate to children, feel the need to brand
name the distribution of information on “healthy” eating?
Why do school nurses, who should know how to communicate with children
and enlighten them on “healthy” eating need outside help?
Why should education policymakers require the help of a commercial
enterprise that has proven its inability to succeed at fixing a problem which
has grown in the almost 30 years since “Atkins’” has been around?
Answers: They shouldn’t.
If these educators, health professionals and policymakers
cannot do the job themselves and choose a stupid and failed approach to sensible
weight management as their “guru,” why do they have their jobs?
Answer: They shouldn’t.
The headline should have read:
Schools Getting a
Taste of Atkins' Diet
Stupid Teachers + Stupid School Nurses + Stupid Education Policymakers + Obesity are
Problems Affecting Children
Even Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, is smart enough to know
the value of carbs. Without them he
would be unable to poop on these stupid humans.